This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel hydro flask is perfect for your daily outings and liquor smugglings. It will keep your drink choice wild temperate for so many hours, you’ll want to stone me for sorcery.
It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Look how sleek it is… you should buy it and tell people you got it in France. They will think you’re mad worldly and start D-riding you like a rodeo show. Throw it in your car’s cup holder on your way to work, sip something in court, or bring it to a PTA meeting full of liquor.
This thing keeps water wet, so reach for it any time you get thirsty for a beverage… or power.
• High-grade stainless steel, or vibranium.
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask… it will clean the floor of your thirst
• Double-wall construction, like a prison… or dungeon. This will lock thirsty in jail
and throw away the key big dog. You’ll have to send it commissary and pretend not to notice its knuckle tats. That’s right. All of that. Because its fancy.
• Bowling pin shaped, but you can def defend yourself with it. Blunt force trauma like a mug.
• Odorless and leak-proof cap so your mouth doesn’t get dutty.
• Insulations keep the liquid hot or cold for 6 h. Makes wine taste better. This is a scientific fact. Trust me, I’m a doctor.
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors, but not like the whale because we love animals and all that. It stands for Obviously Really Cool Af
• Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal) unless your dishwasher is a person and in which case you are rich and should buy more things.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for people trying to steal this from you due to its awesomeness. You gotta stay ready so you don’t have to get ready.