This t-shirt is comfortable, soft, lightweight, and form-fitting. It’s an ideal staple piece for any wardrobe! Younger people will describe it as drip. That’s a good thing. Tell them it is from an NFT and let the cool points pile up bro. Prob start offering you bites of their avocado toast right there on the spot.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton hand spun by shaman woman from the mountains of Guyana. Ok.. that’s cap but I’m Guyanese and I’m selling it to you, which is the same thing when you think about it. Chicken Curry for life.
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester. She is also a Professor at Berkley. Google it. I know. That’s wild right?
• All fabrics have been ethically sourced and with zero carbon footprint and paleo organic vegan keto friendly buzzwords to make you feel comfortable giving me money.
• 32 singles, which is how most bar fights start. This shirt will intimidate them because it has cartoon blood on it. They will fear you…. as they should. You dangerous MF’er.
• Pre-shrunk… nah… that’s too easy.
• Yes… it says things like this in all the descriptions. You’re welcome.