Assembling puzzles is the perfect family bonding activity… do you know why? Because them joints are infuriating for your yoots. They want money “did you finish the puzzle yet”, they want to go out somewhere “they finish the puzzle yet”. Then you hide some of the pieces. I’m telling you… this book writes itself.
• Highest quality cardboard made from recycled rainforest trees or if that’s not your jam we got em from reclaimed drift wood. Whichever makes you want to spend money. , 0.06″ (1.53 mm) thick (pause)
• 252 pcs puzzle size: 10.62″ × 13.62″ (27 × 34.6 cm)
• 520 pcs puzzle size: 15.74″ × 19.74″ (40 × 50.1 cm)
• Digitally printed with the kind of machinery that would impress you. It does the whole bobby digital noise and
cranks that joint right out (ayo). But for real, you don’t care. I’m like 80% sure we don’t make it with wild poisons and toxic masculinity so you should be good fam. But on the real, we ain’t got lawyers like that so that was not like a guarantee or nothing you can take to court. And if you catch the gout from this puzzle you shoulda kept your head on a swivel.
• Vibrant colors. But not in like a racist way.
• Can be used as wall decor if you got the kind of kids who punch wild holes in your walls. But those kids also prolly call you by your first name and use rambunctious profanity so they don’t deserve puzzles.
Warning: Choking hazard—small parts. But on the real, this doesn’t even look delicious bro. If you are prone to looking at a puzzle and treating it like a succulent Chinese meal you are prohibited from purchasing this. Unless you choke… then its all good.
Important: This product is available in the US only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product. Because we only want those of you in the holy land of Merica’ to experience the pure joy and ecstasy that comes with this puzzle. It is deemed far too awesome for people from other places. Nah… it’s just a puzzle, but since i cant ship international i might as well double down on that red hat crowd and get this schmoney.